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It's the DEAL, man...don't you get it?!
That's right, I moonlight as a pro wrestling manager. I've actually been the color commentator for two different wrestling television shows, thus putting that broadcast journalism degree to good use! With my big fat mouth and idiotic mannerisms, I manage to annoy rasslin' fans throughout the midwest. If you want to see me in action, be sure to check out the PWI Website; if you'd be interested in having the 'Deal on your show, give me an email. Even though I am supposed to stay outside the ring, every once in a while I will get involved. Ok, so I get involved every chance I get! Here's a nice sound bite (wav format) of a fan who left me a message. Be forewarned, it's pretty nasty! Or listen to a promo (real audio) I cut for a show on WKKG, 101.5 FM. Anyway, here's some of my most memorable moments in the squared circle. |
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There's nothing I like more than getting on the stick and riling up the rednecks and hilljacks in the crowd!
Then I start scheming...rest assured that The Deal never goes into a match without a low-down evil gameplan!
Things always seem like they will go my way before a match actually takes place. |
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The problem is that there always seems to be some Johnny Goodguy that gets in my way and foils my evil schemes.
That's where the problems start, as I'm usually involved in matches with some kind of bizarre, humiliating stipulation! |
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Well, you can be sure that I wasn't planning on losing that Crybaby Challenge Match! But the fans loved it - just look at that little kid behind me, getting ready to flip me off! Ah, wrestling - is there anything finer in life?
And then there was the infamous "Roselyn Bakery Death Match". Loser got a pie in his face! Didn't win that one either. Rats, foiled again. |
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Be sure to check out the PWI Website for the latest info on The Deal!