Hi there, and welcome to my bio page. Why, no, I don't know why you'd be here, unless you are my mother (Hi mom!). But since you are here, obviously you want to know a bit about me. If you need more info (sheesh, nosey, aren't you?), email me.

Some info on moi:

Height:6'5"
Weight: 250 lbs.
Mythical Creature I Most Closely Resemble: Sasquatch

Age: 34
Residence: Indianapolis, IN
Place I'd Most Like to Visit: Loompahland

Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown, Rapidly Departing
Race: Matters?

Current Marital Status: Married!
Current Dating Status: Dating...my Wife!
Most Likely Future Marital/Dating Status: Probable

Current Occupation: Multimedia / Digital Archive Developer
Previous Occupation: Chimney Sweep
Occupation Most Likely Not to Achieve: Chimney Sweep Coordinator

Computer Programs Used: Adobe Photoshop, Macromedia Director, Adobe Illustrator, Adobe PageMaker, Adobe Premiere, Macromedia Freehand, Quark XPress, Sound Edit 16, Canto Cumulus
Television Programs Viewed: Simpsons, Mystery Science Theater 3000, WWF Raw is War, Extreme Championship Wrestling

12-Step Programs Currently Enlisted In: None
Previous 12-Step Programs: "Beating Your Obsession with Carnies"

First Book Read: Go Dog Go
Most Recent Book Read: Go Dog Go

Famous People I Have Met: "Weird Al" Yankovic (Musician/Comedian), Bret Hart (Pro Wrestler), Eric Bischoff (Wrestling Promoter)

Famous People I Have Met Since Putting up This Page: Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (Wrestling Legend), Jeff Minter (Game Programmer)

Famous People I'd Like to Meet: Vince McMahon (Wrestling Promoter), Mike Nelson (Head Writer, Mystery Science Theater 3000), Matt Groenig (Creator of the Simpsons)

Famous People I Don't Want to Meet (for fear I might kill them on a whim): Jim Carrey (Comedian?), Kristi Lee (Most Annoying Woman in the History of Radio)

Not So Famous People I Want to Hear From: Elizabeth Doane Byrer, Brenda Chapin Trent, Tom Nate, Mike Reynolds

Not So Famous People I Have heard from since Putting up This Page: Audra McGough, Danielle Grove

I am Happy When: The World is Turning
I am Sad When: It Stops

 

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