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Hi there, and welcome to my
bio page. Why, no, I don't know why you'd be here, unless you
are my mother (Hi mom!). But since you are here, obviously you
want to know a bit about me. If you need more info (sheesh, nosey,
aren't you?), email
me.
Some info on moi:
Height:6'5"
Weight: 250 lbs.
Mythical Creature I Most Closely Resemble: Sasquatch
Age: 34
Residence: Indianapolis, IN
Place I'd Most Like to Visit: Loompahland
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown, Rapidly Departing
Race: Matters?
Current Marital Status: Married!
Current Dating Status: Dating...my Wife!
Most Likely Future Marital/Dating Status: Probable
Current Occupation: Multimedia / Digital
Archive Developer
Previous Occupation: Chimney Sweep
Occupation Most Likely Not to Achieve: Chimney Sweep Coordinator
Computer Programs Used: Adobe Photoshop,
Macromedia Director, Adobe Illustrator, Adobe PageMaker, Adobe
Premiere, Macromedia Freehand, Quark XPress, Sound Edit 16, Canto
Cumulus
Television Programs Viewed: Simpsons, Mystery Science Theater
3000, WWF Raw is War, Extreme Championship Wrestling
12-Step Programs Currently Enlisted
In: None
Previous 12-Step Programs: "Beating Your Obsession with
Carnies"
First Book Read: Go Dog Go
Most Recent Book Read: Go Dog Go
Famous People I Have Met: "Weird
Al" Yankovic (Musician/Comedian), Bret Hart (Pro Wrestler),
Eric Bischoff (Wrestling Promoter)
Famous People I Have Met Since Putting
up This Page: Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (Wrestling Legend),
Jeff Minter (Game Programmer)
Famous People I'd Like to Meet: Vince
McMahon (Wrestling Promoter), Mike Nelson (Head Writer, Mystery
Science Theater 3000), Matt Groenig (Creator of the Simpsons)
Famous People I Don't Want to Meet (for
fear I might kill them on a whim): Jim Carrey (Comedian?), Kristi
Lee (Most Annoying Woman in the History of Radio)
Not So Famous People I
Want to Hear From: Elizabeth Doane
Byrer, Brenda Chapin Trent, Tom Nate, Mike Reynolds
Not So Famous People I Have heard from
since Putting up This Page: Audra McGough, Danielle Grove
I am Happy When: The World is Turning
I am Sad When: It Stops
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